Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Horoscope or eroscope?

Look what I read this morning on my Facebook chinese horoscope : "Your love life will undergo sudden blooming: inhibitions, taboos, blocks... every such thing will be dispelled as if by a magic gust of wind; you'll be entering an absolute state of grace!". Bloody hell! Can't wait for that gust of wind!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

That's some good news!

Back to this morning, after leaving my car for a check up at the garage, which is going to cost me an arm and leg again, I came back home, opened the letter box and there was this very secret looking letter addressed to me.
You know those kind of letters that are blacked out on the back so even the postman can't see through? The same the bank send you with your new PIN code for your credit card? How strange I thought, who would send me a letter like that?
So I carefully open the thing tearing on each side as instructed and first thing I saw was the well known "Ministère de l'intérieur" logo. I thought "fuck what have I done again?" Then reading further, the letter said that according to the law blah blah blah... I actually went for 3 years without loosing or make something to loose points on my driving license and that they were glad to inform me that I was now the proud owner of a virgin license with all its 12 points!
Best news ever from the government!
Can't wait to see what the tax people will send me!